A collection of my favourite quotes.
Dr No-
"Bond, James Bond".
"Vodka Martini - Shaken Not Stirred."
"I think they were on their way to a funeral" - As the hearse explodes.
"Just take me for a ride" - Bond to the "bad guy" chauffeur.
"Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away" - Bond referring to dead man.
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"Don't Run Away" - After the guys hands and feet are tied together.
"I'd say one of their aircraft is missing" - After the helicopter blows up.
"Horrible Woman" - "Yes she had her kicks" - Bond referring to Col Klebb after she had tried to kill him with her poisoned tip shoe.
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"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr Bond I expect you to die" - Bond and Goldfinger, while Bond is about to get cut in half by a laser.
"Allow a man to stop off for a quick one on route" - Bond to Q about the radar in the DB5.
"I never joke about my work 007" - Q to Bond when talking about the DB5's ejector seat.
"Auric Goldfinger - Sounds like a French nail varnish" - Bond to Felix, when talking about Goldfinger.
"Shocking - Positively shocking"
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"Do you mind if my friend sits this one out - she's just dead" - Bond after dancing with SPECTRE agent who just got shot.
"I think he got the point" - Bond after harpooning a guy to a tree.
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"We've had some interesting times together - I'll be sorry to go" - Bond, just before he dies.
"At least he died on the job", "He would have wanted it this way" - Police officers on finding Bonds body.
"One thing my honourable mother taught me was, not to get into a car with a strange women. You Mr Bond will get into anything with any women" Tiger to Bond.
"Never do anything for yourself, when someone else can do it for you" - Tiger "I might just retire here" - Bond.
"How's that for Japanese efficiency?" - Tiger, "Just a drop in the ocean" - Bond.
"It could save you life that cigarette" - Tiger, referring to Rocket Cigarette.
"Bon Appetite" - Bond after knocking Blofeld's henchman into the pool of Piranhas
OHMSS
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"Same old Monneypenny, Britain's first line of defence" - Bond to Moneypenny.
"Just keep my Martini cool" - Bond.
"Just a stiffness coming on ... in the shoulder" - Bond.
"Keep my mind on your driving" - Bond.
"Looks like we have hit rush hour" - Bond when in the Ice Racing.
"Her Majesty's Secret Service is till my job" - Bond.
"He had lots of guts" - Bond, after guy goes through snow machine.
"Grave deep enough to stop 007 from walking" - Blofeld.
"He's branched off" - Bond, about Blofeld's departure with use of a tree.
"Never mind that, go get the brandy" - Bond to St Bernard dog.
"This time I have go the gadgets, and i know how to use them" - Bond to Q.
"007 never had any respect for government property. - Q.
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"Refreshing to hear there is one subject you aren't an expert on" - M to Bond on the topic of Diamonds.
"What do you prefer?" Tiffany Case, referring to hair colour, "Providing the collars and cuffs match" Bond's reply.
"A nice little nothing - you are almost wearing" - Bond to Tiffany Case.
"Relax darling I am on top of the situation" - Bond.
"One of us smells like a tarts handkerchief . . . believe it's me . . . sorry about that old boy" - Bond to a rat, whilst in a pipeline.
"Thank you very much, I was just out walking my rat, and I lost my way" - Bond on exiting the pipeline.
"Burt Saxby? Tell him he's fired" - Willard Whyte, referring to a man who has just been shot dead.
"Good Afternoon, ACME pollution control, we're cleaning up the world, and thought this would be a good place to start. - Bond when boarding the oil platform.
"Search him from his toenails to the last follicle on his head, then bring him to me!" - Blofeld, to guards, referring to Bond.
"Such nice cheeks too, if only they were brains" - Blofeld, referring to Tiffany's rear end.
"He certainly left with his tails between his legs" - Bond referring to Mr Wint's exit of the cruise ship.
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"Such a delicate touch" - Italian Agent, "Sheer Magnetism darling" - Bond
"Get me a make on a white pimp mobile" - Felix, referring to the car that killed Bond's driver.
"Names is for tombstones baby" - Mr Big to Bond, as he does his, Bond, James Bond.
"Take this honkey outside and waste him" - Mr Big, referring to Bond.
"Oh snake, I forgot, you should never go in there with out a mongoose" - Bond, to Rosie.
"There's no sense in going off half cocked" - Bond to Solitaire.
"I once had a nasty turn in a booth!" - Bond to Felix in the 'Fillet of Soul'
"Thanks for dropping in baby" - Mr Big to Bond.
"Boy where have you been all you life? That is one of them new car boats!" - Police officer referring to the car that has a boat through it.
"Relax, he must have got tied up somewhere" - Felix, referring to Bonds location - and of course he is tied up
"He always did have an inflated opinion of himself" - Bond referring to the inflation /explosion Kananga's body.
"Just been disarming darling" - Bond to Solitaire, after fighting with Tee Hee, who looses his arm
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"Who would pay $1m to have me killed ?" - Bond, "Jealous husbands!" - M.
"I miss him" - Moneypenny, referring to Fairbanks, a previous 00 agent, "Unfortunately the man with the golden gun didn't'!" - Bond.
"You have no idea what it went through to get here" - Bond, referring to the golden bullet he swallowed.
"Madam, would you be good enough to move this inverted bed-pan." - Bond on meeting Goodnight.
"These cigarettes should carry a government warning!" - Bond referring to the cigarette packing containing the golden bullets.
"Tall slim and dark" - Andrea Anders describing Scaramanga, "So's my aunt" - Bond.
"Bloody Tourists" - the kid trying to sell the wooden elephant to Bond, after he has been thrown in the river.
"Get your cotton picking snose outa my pants" - Sheriff J W Pepper to the elephant.
"Boy you is ugly"- Sheriff J W Pepper to the elephant.
"Your that English Secret agent from England" - Sheriff J W Pepper.
"There's a useful four letter word - and you are full of it" - Bond to Scaramanga.
"I don't expect wounds, only a clean kill" - Nick Nack, referring to the rules of the duel.
"I KILL YOU" - Nick Nack, when trying to kill Bond.
"Let me out you big bully" - Nick Nack, when Bond has him in a suitcase.
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"Quite simple really" - Q, explaining how the submarine tracking system works.
"When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures" - Bond.
"You are very suspicious Mr Bond" - "I find I live longer that way!" - Bond
"What a helpful chap" - Bond after dropping Sandor off the roof.
"Where's Fekkesh?" - XXX, "With the pharaohs" - Bond.
"I Fancy you find the ladies figure hard to match" - Max Kalba.
"He was cut off, permanently" - Bond to XXX referring to Max Kalba.
"Can you play any other tune?" - Bond to XXX, referring to her grinding of gears.
"Enough to know what brand of cigarette she smokes" - Bond to M, referring to XXX.
"I want that ready for Ahmed's tea party" - Q, referring to the hovering killer tea tray.
"He just dropped in for a quick bite" - Bond to XXX, referring to Jaws.
"Do you ever get the feeling somebody doesn't like you?" - Bond to XXX, referring to the helicopter trying to kill them.
"Time we said goodbye to an uninvited guest" - Bond to XXX, before blowing the helicopter out of the sky.
"Let's get out of these wet things" - Bond's final request to XXX.
"Keeping the British end up!" - Bonds reply to M, when asked what he is doing.
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"I fell out a plane with out a parachute" - Bond's explanation for being late.
"Must get these in the shops for Christmas" - Bond to Q, referring to the Wrist dart gun.
"Look after Mr Bond, see that some harm comes to him" - Hugo Drax.
"Come on Mr Bond, even a 70 year old can take 3G" - Dr Goodhead, "Trouble is there is never a 70 year old around when you need one!" - Bond
"You missed Mr Bond" - Hugo Drax, "Did I?" - Bond, as sniper falls from tree.
"Trifle over powering!" - Bond, referring to flamethrower perfume.
"Hang on James" - Dr Goodhead, as Bond hangs from cable car. "The thought had crossed my mind!" - Bond.
"Mr Bond you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you" - Hugo Drax.
"At least i will have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery" - Hugo Drax.
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"Keep you hair on!" - Bond to Blofeld.
"I'll buy you a delicatessen in stainless steel" - Blofeld.
"Licence to Kill, or Be Killed" - Hector Gonzales to Bond.
"I love a drive in the country - don't you?" - Bond to Melina.
"You were supposed to question Gonzales, not let Miss Havelock perforate him" - M.
"We'll have to tell the Prime Minister that operation undertow is dead in the water" - Minister of Defence.
"Nose Q - not a banana!" - Bond to Q, referring to the Identigraph.
"You put your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream!" - Bond to Bibi.
"Where are the men i left on board?" - Melina, "You'll soon be joining them!" - Kristatos
"Leave the legs free, they'll make appetising bate!" - Kristatos.
"Forgive me father I have sinned" - Bond, "That's putting it mildly 007" - Q.
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"Fill her up please" - Bond, on parking the Jet in a petrol station.
"You do take English money?" - Bond, "Only gold sovereigns!" - Vijay.
"I play a bit my self!" - Vijay, the professional tennis player, referring to tennis.
"Thank God for hard currency!" - Bond, referring to the wedge of cash that just stopped him being stabbed.
"That'll keep you in curry for a few weeks!" - Bond, referring to the money he gives Sadruddin.
"Having problems keeping it up Q?" - Bond.
"Don't let him teach you any bad habits" - Q to Vijay, referring to Bond.
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"Call me James, it's five days to Alaska" - Bond in Iceberg submarine.
"The tripback from Alaska took a lot out of me" - Bond to Moneypenny.
"Max Zorin - Impossible" - Famous last words from Minister.
"Who's that with him - under the hat?" - Bond referring to Mayday.
"Name's 'Mayday'" - M, "And dressed for the occasion" - Bond.
"She must take a lot of vitamins" - Q referring to Mayday, and the manic horse.
"Maybe Pegasus does too!" - Bond, in reply to Q.
"There's a fly in his soup!" - Bond, after Aubergine's death in the Eiffel Tower.
"Taxi - follow that parachute" - Bond.
"I love an early morning ride" - Jenny Flex.
"On a mission I am expected to sacrifice myself" - Bond.
"Quite a let down" - Bond referring to the horse lift.
"I see you are a women of very few words" - Bond. "What is there to say" - Mayday.
"The bubbles tickle my . . . Tchaikovsky!" - Pola Ivanova.
"Alive and well and still bungling in the dark" - Zorin, "Why don't you enlighten me?" - Bond, in the Town Hall.
"There's never a cab when you want one!" - Bond, while at the top of the Golden Gate Bridge.
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"Section 26 Paragraph 5, information on a need to know basis." - Saunders to Bond.
"When pig goes, his control panel will light up like Christmas tree" - Rosika Milkos.
"Bloody Yanks!" - Milkman.
"I had a few optional extras installed" - Bond, referring to his Aston Martin.
"It's the first time i have ever been grateful that 007 is a good shot." - General Pushkin.
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"If it hadn't been for Q branch, you would have been dead long ago" - Q.
"Explosive alarm clock, guaranteed never to wake anyone that uses it" - Q.
"Stop fiddling around with things you don't understand" - Q.
"Remember you are only President for life!" - Sanchez.
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"Half of everything is luck" - 006, "And the other half?" - Bond, "Fate" - 006.
"This is Colonel Ourumov, come out with your hands above your heads" - Ourumov, "How original!" - Bond.
"Shut the door there's a draft!" - Bond.
"How do you take it?" - Bond, "Straight up ... with a twist" - Xenia.
"He wouldn't know women if one came up and sat on his head" - Anna, referring to Boris.
"I had to ventilate someone" - Xenia.
"Shame the evil queen of numbers wouldn't let you play it" - Tanner, referring to M.
"If I want sarcasm I'll talk to my children" - M.
"Unlike the American Government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN!" - M.
"Governments change, the lies stay the same" - Bond.
"You have a licence to kill - not break the traffic laws!" - Q to Bond, referring to the new BMW.
"Another stiff ass Brit, with his secret codes and his passwords." - Jack Wade.
"She's an ugly bitch, but she'll get you there" - Jack Wade, referring to his car.
"The last guy who dropped in uninvited went home air freight." - Jack Wade, "Make sure they send me home First Class" - Bond.
"Use the bumpers - that's what they are for" - Ourumov to his driver.
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"You have a licence to kill - not break the traffic laws!" - Q to Bond, referring to the new BMW.
"Back seat driver!" - Bond, after ejecting the guy from the back of the jet.
"You always were a cunning linguist James" - Moneypenny.
"With all due respect M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for the job" - Admiral Roebuck to M.
"Pump her for information" - M to Bond, referring to Paris Carver.
"Accidents do happen" - Bond, "They usually do with you 007" - Q
"Your new telephone, talk here listen here" - Q, "That's where I have been going wrong all these years!" - Bond.
"Grow up 007" - Q, after Bond used the phone to take the BMW for it's first spin.
"They'll print anything these days!" - Bond, after dropping a guy into the newspaper printer.
"I could shoot you from Stuttgart, and still create the proper effect" - Dr Kaufman to Bond.
"Wait, I am just a professional doing a job" - Dr Kaufman, "Me too" - Bond before killing him.
"We have developed a certain attachment to each other" - Bond to Wai-Lin, referring to the handcuffs connecting them.
"The distance between insanity and genius is merely success" - Elliot Carver.
"I have always been a fan of Chinese technology" - Bond, referring to the Fan/Weapon in Wai-Lin's house.
"So much for German efficiency!" - Elliot Carver, referring to the fact that Stamper failed to kill Bond.
"Mr Stamper will you please kill those bastards" - Elliot Carver.
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"If you can't trust a Swiss banker, who can you trust?" - Bond to the Swiss banker.
"Story of our relationship - close but no cigar" - Bond to Moneypenny.
"Construction is not exactly my speciality" - Bond to Sir Robert King
"Quite the opposite in fact" - M's reply.
"Suppose we all have to play the piper sometime" - Bond to Q, after machine gun bagpipes.
"Oh pipe down 007" - Q's reply to Bond.
"If you're Q, does that make him R?" - Bond to Q, referring to John Cleese's character.
"Ah the legendary 007 wit - or at least half of it!" - R.
"Six beverage cup holders!" -R.
"He seems well suited to the job" - Bond to Q referring to R in his avalanche jacket.
"Remember shadows stay in front or behind, never on top" - M to Bond referring to his assignment to shadow and protect Electra.
"I came prepared for a cold reception" - Bond to Electra, before they go skiing.
"I see you put your money where your mouth is" - Bond to Bullion (Goldie's character)
"He was buried with work" - Bond referring to Davidov.
"I don't know any doctor jokes" - Bond to Dr Christmas Jones.
"It's all weapons grade plutonium - relatively safe!" - Christmas to Bond
"You can't kill me, I'm already dead" - Renard to Bond.
"What do I need to diffuse a nuclear bomb?" - Bond, "Me" - Christmas.
"I usually hate killing an unarmed man, Cold blooded murder is a filthy business" - Bond with his gun against Renard's head.
"Do you know how to drive on of these?" - Bond, "Doesn't exactly take a degree in nuclear physics!" - Christmas.
"If there's even the slightest chance Bond will succeed, he's the best we have - although I'd never tell him" - Q.
"Life is full of small challenges" - Bond, while Christmas is diffusing the bomb on the move in the pipeline.
"Do you want to put that into English, for those of us who don't speak spy" - Christmas.
"I have to get it back or somebody's gonna have me ass" - Christmas.
"I thought you were the one giving her the business" - Valentin Zukovsky.
"Q's not going to like this" - Bond, as his car is cut in half.
"Your drowned my Rolls Royce" - Valentin Zukovsky.
"Where have you been, you gold-encrusted buffoon" - Valentin Zukovsky.
"I am looking for a submarine. It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine" - Valentin Zukovsky.
"You won't kill me - you'd miss me" - Elektra, "I never miss!" - Bond.
"Welcome to my nuclear family" - Renard, when tampering with the nuclear reactor on the submarine.
"Always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey" - Bond
"I thought Christmas only comes once a year"- Bond
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"Saved by the bell" - Bond, hanging off the bell at the start.
"Liver not to good - definitely him then !" - Dr, referring to Bond.
"Thanks for the kiss of life" - Bond.
"My usual suite please" - Bond, Hong Kong Yacht club.
"Perhaps you could send up my tailor" - Bond, Hong Kong Yacht club.
"If there's any left, a 61 Bolonger" - Bond, Hong Kong Yacht club.
"Mr Zao has lost himself in Cuba, If you find him, say goodbye from us!" - Hotel Receptionist, Hong Kong Yacht club.
"Magnificent view!" - Bond, referring to Jinx coming out of the sea.
"I am just here for the birds" - Bond.
"Ornithologist - now there's a mouthful!" - Jinx.
"I don't need a goddamn wheelchair" - South African, "You do now, what an amazing coincident" - Bond.
"As they say in fencing - what's the point?" - Gustav Graves.
"I see you handle your weapon well" - Verity.
"There's always an excuse with you 00Zero" - Q.
"Give me the old firing range any day quartermaster" - Bond, "Well it is called the future, get used to it!" Q.
"Point taken"- Bond, with Brief case from, "From Russia With Love".
"Where is this cutting edge technology?" - Bond holding Col. Klebb's Shoe from, "From Russia With Love".
"You're cleverer than you look" - Bond, "Better than looking cleverer than you are!" - Q.
"As i learned from my predecessor - I never joke about my work!" - Q
"Aston Martin call it the Vanquish - we call it the Vanish!" - Q.
"I am Mr Kil" - Mr Kil, "Now there's a name to die for !" - Bond.
"Plenty of time to sleep when you are dead" - Gustav Graves.
"Entirely made of ice - you should feel right at home!" - Bond to Miranda Frost.
"Vodka Martini, plenty of ice - if you can spare it" - Bond in ice palace.
"You have no idea how much Icarus is about to change the world" - Gustav Graves.
"Sex for dinner, death for breakfast, it is not going to work for me!" - Miranda Frost.
"I must admire your constraint - you were here a whole two hours before you blew something up" - Miranda Frost.
"Why do you want to kill me ?" - Zao, "I just thought it was the humane thing to do !" - Jinx.
"Who sent you ?" - Zao, "Your mamma - and she told me to tell you she is very disappointed with you" - Jinx.
"Switch it off, or I'll be half the girl i used to be" - Jinx.
"Hand over the toys" - Miranda Frost to Bond, referring to the MI6 gadgets.
"I have missed your sparkling personality" - Bond to Zao.
"I hope no-one is superstitious, cos that is one big mirror we are about to break" - Damian Falco.
"At least we are going to die rich!" - Jinx.
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